Transportation

THIS VALLET IS TAKING AN ETERNITY TO DELIVER MY MAYBACH. 

Global Insight

CAMBODIA WAS SO AGRARIAN IN THE MID-70'S.

The Market

I LIKED IT AT EIGHT, I LOVE IT AT FOUR. IT'S AN AVERAGE DOWN FOR YOU.

Pre-Dinner Kicks

KITE SURFING OFF THE COAST OF LAOS.

Adventure

IN PAMPLONA, WALKING WITH THE BULLS.

Athletics

The leather seats in my luxury box are so dated.

Expenses

It cost $2,184.70 to frame the two paintings I bought.

Friends

My entourage has an entourage. 

Spontaneity

Let's jet tonight, we can toss it on my black card.

Athletics

I'm part of a package deal with LeBron.

Natural Beauty

The view from my Nordic Fjord is absolutely breathtaking.

Physical Activity

When you guys squat 350 come talk to me.

Athletics

Look for me at the Lakers/Celtics game tonight. I'll be the one running the point.

Natural Disasters

So all it took for me to stop the oil leak was a little duct tape and a lot of brawn.

Introductions

I'm Tony Stark.

Shopping

While I'm here, I might as well get the Ducati too.

Art Review

I'd say it's a fine example of rural dystopia, smeared with a touch of urban jubilation. 

Idle Conversation

Did u email me on my fan page, or my personal page?

Celebrity

Look for me at the Oscars this weekend. I'll be standing in as Tom Berenger's ass double.

Life Decisions

I could have gone pro, but the world needed more doctors.

Finances

...I'd love to, but all my money is tied-up in bearer bonds.

Architecture

My foyer has a foyer.

Home Repairs

Please excuse my vestibule, it's under renovation.

Work

Photo shoots with Italian models in Rome really takes it out of me.

Dictation

It's pronounced 'schtad.' The G is silent.

Cinema

I found Bergman's "The Seventh Seal" to be heavily allegorical at times.

Health Care

Apply one part tea tree oil & three parts Diaka Vodka.

Being Handsome

Landed a gig as a model train model.

Entertaining

I think two gazebos is plenty for summer entertainment.

Repair

Scratched the leather in the Bentley. Used a mix of Kanebo's Sensai Premier (from Barneys New York) and ArmorAll. Did the trick.

Work

That Soderbergh project I was working on just got green-lit.

Tourists

The South of France is too touristy today.

Seasons

I may summer in Nantucket, but I winter in Switzerland.

Breakfast

Time for mimosa's on my veranda.

Excercize

Just shredded some fresh powder with James Franco and Ed Begley Jr.

Economics

Helicopter fuel is so expensive these days.

Art

Going to a gallery opening in SoHo. Sportin' my Andy Warhol sneaks and a skinny tie.

Cinema

Just got back from Sundance, mad long lines.