Introductions

I'm Tony Stark.

Shopping

While I'm here, I might as well get the Ducati too.

Art Review

I'd say it's a fine example of rural dystopia, smeared with a touch of urban jubilation. 

Idle Conversation

Did u email me on my fan page, or my personal page?

Celebrity

Look for me at the Oscars this weekend. I'll be standing in as Tom Berenger's ass double.

Life Decisions

I could have gone pro, but the world needed more doctors.

Finances

...I'd love to, but all my money is tied-up in bearer bonds.

Architecture

My foyer has a foyer.

Home Repairs

Please excuse my vestibule, it's under renovation.

Work

Photo shoots with Italian models in Rome really takes it out of me.

Dictation

It's pronounced 'schtad.' The G is silent.

Cinema

I found Bergman's "The Seventh Seal" to be heavily allegorical at times.

Health Care

Apply one part tea tree oil & three parts Diaka Vodka.

Being Handsome

Landed a gig as a model train model.

Entertaining

I think two gazebos is plenty for summer entertainment.

Repair

Scratched the leather in the Bentley. Used a mix of Kanebo's Sensai Premier (from Barneys New York) and ArmorAll. Did the trick.

Work

That Soderbergh project I was working on just got green-lit.

Tourists

The South of France is too touristy today.

Seasons

I may summer in Nantucket, but I winter in Switzerland.

Breakfast

Time for mimosa's on my veranda.

Excercize

Just shredded some fresh powder with James Franco and Ed Begley Jr.

Economics

Helicopter fuel is so expensive these days.

Art

Going to a gallery opening in SoHo. Sportin' my Andy Warhol sneaks and a skinny tie.

Cinema

Just got back from Sundance, mad long lines.